Sunday, November 11, 2007

Why desis are ugly

As my numb sensitivities adjust over the years to the world around me, I've increasingly become aware that desis are generally ugly. Or at least they are generally uglier than other specimens of humankind. In the past it's just been a thought at the back of my mind, completely inconsequential, but yet puzzlingly inexplicable. But then just the other day it struck me why it is so.

Arranged marriages. Desis frequently engage in this practice to find a lifelong mate. In other cultures a person will typically only agree to mate with someone they find attractive. Not so in many arranged marriages. In an arranged marriage a desi will mate with someone chosen by their family (though usually not in their presence), and looks are not the highest on their list of priorities. Consequently most desis, no matter how severe a case of Ed Zachary disease they suffer from, will eventually find a mate. And once they do, the rest is history... or in this case biology.

It's simply just another application of the laws of natural selection shaped by desi cultural traditions.

If you are a desi I have offended then you are ugly.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Blame it on the caste system! You inter-breeding fucked up hindus! Go kill yourself in the gangas,bitches